Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, “Im a brainiac!” She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without

checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because thats what you do when youre rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when youre as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? Theyre all just jealous anyway.

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