i do not own this video.- owned by Nickelback.i do not own this song.- owned by james atwarLyrics:Im through with livin in trailersWith my pushy MomIm only nineand she makes me put make-up onSo Ill grant her her wishAnd I wont stop till Im on TV(Tell me what you want)I want a brand new noseAnd a cleft in my chinAnd some breast implants Ill deny I put inAnd a tea cup poodle that ImAlways carryin with me(Yea, So what you need)I need a good producer cause you know I cant singAnd a lawyer who can get me out of anythingGonna date Justin TimberlakeTo gain some credibility(Who hasnt done that)I want my own perfume and clothing lineIts all made in sweatshops but thats just fineIll give the child laborersA signed copy of my CD(So how you gonna do it?)Im gonna restablish the mousekateersStart my new life wearin those mickey earsCause we all just wanna be big Pop StarsStart out innocent to get my fanbase largeMy listeners will be people in their tweensAnd old perverts who cant wait till I turn eighteenAnd my first hit will be a Disney songBut my good girl image wont last too longMy first album just has some innuendoBut by my third album Ill act like a full blown hoAnd well…Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop StarHey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop StarI wanna be generic, let the media lead meGonna sing canned music that my label feeds meOversaturate the markettill everyones sick of me(Oh trust me itll happen)Im gonna dress myself without an ounce of classGonna Make the boys all drool and stare at my glassesGonna hang out with the laughing stockOf society(So how you gonna do it?)Im gonna lose all senseOf decencyAnd sell out all of myIntegrityCause we all just wanna be big Pop StarsPapparrazzi getting pictures of my implant scarsIll sleep through the days, and party all night longIts hard to remember to put panties onAnd my male fans will all feel really crushedWhen those photos leak that havent been airbrushedIll marry a loser who just wants my fameAnd Ill divorce his sorry butt the very next dayThen Ill drop a hint that Im a lesbianHoping thatll jump start my lame career againIll pose for magazines like FHM and Marie ClaireTell em bout how Im a Christian in my underwear,wellHey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop StarIm gonna have some babies and then Ill neglect emHit my mid-life crisis when Im 27Make sure Im drunk before I start to driveGet caught lip syncin on Saturday Night LiveWell we all just wanna be big Pop StarsMake abysmal movies and wreck fifteen carsIll check into rehab after hitting that treeIll check out early but be back next weekAnd theyll finally put me behind barsWith a real short sentence since I am a starThe tabloids will tell em that Ive lost my flairWhen the pressures gets to much Ill just shave my hairBut Ill work hard to get my life on trackAnd my fans will all start to accept me backIm back on top and sellin out my showsUntil my ex releases our sex videos, wellHey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop StarHey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

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Wooo! I havent done a retarded character showcase since 3 months ago! So its finally time to take Shaq and SPO ryu for the yet another retard takedown, with possibly one of possibly most perverted mugen characters ever!-Spongebob by MugenJF:Poorly aligned sprites and sensless soundpack are quite a problem, but what this dude made it into the showcase is the fact Hes a shitty stolen spriteswap of Roques Sayuri. We all know that stolen characters=Instant retard.-Max Payne by King Star:Max Payne used to be one of my favorite video game characters, but what King Star did just blows my mind. Bad animation, flickering colors, sensless sounds, cheapness galore. And if it wasnt bad enough, Hes also a mere spriteswap of Juan Carloss Duke Nukem char! What a piece of sheep! Pickle.And my thoughts on the new Max Payne by Ninja_Naruto? Its sure better without a doubt, but - in my opinion - not that much….-Slime by N:I could still somewhat stand Takakazu Abe, Zangyura, these Cho Aniki guys and even Kan Cho Man, but not only this char has simply gone way too war, hes also simply beyond fucked up. Most of his moves consist of throws in which he literally rapes you (no joke, N has possibly watched too many uhm… BeeDeeaSsehM sites…), and it also pees you as the winpose. I had to censor these bits with random clips (obviously its all fair use, bitches.), not that Itll matter as GooTubes policies are allready quite restrictive (nearly 1984-style). Besides of ridiculous concept, hes simply poorly done, overpowered dogsheep (The aforementioned throws may take even 85% of your life if you dont buttonmash during these). But the worst thing is that this “thing” has some following, as Yamakichis Tifa and Choiyas Haruhi characters have “Im getting raped!!!” animations Slime uses. Overall, I have to sum up sorta like James Rolfe did. Mugen Creators are offended, Parents are offended when kids got into it, and I am offended, because this character is TOTAL F*CKIN GAR-BITCH.Forgot to add, it also had some beefed up stats i had to tone down.-Pico by OOohwap:Holy crap, I just simply have no words for this monster. This is basically a bastardization of one of Felicias strikers into a one big abomination that only has few sprites, flickers often, immune to comboability, beefed up stats, one-hit kill, etc. Basically everything is so messed up in this “character” thats how you imagine “Big Rigs:Over the road racing” in Mugen. You actually need effort to make something THAT bad (even if its quite simple:Forget about betatesting).This time, Im NOT giving links to any of these characters. Theyre simply not worth it.BGM (In order):-”Squeeze Me Macaroni” by Mr.Bungle (so what? Im still a Mike Patton freak)-”I wanna sex you up” by Color Me Badd (what else could fit more for the perverted characters BGM? Maybe perhaps N*E*R*Ds Lapdance)-”Mezame” by Kajiura Yuki from that Mai-HIMEs OST (and I agree with Pikawil64, this song is EPIC).

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I dedicate this song to my dad, Grover, who threw me in the dumpster after denying he was my father. The resemblence is obvious, take the DNA taste you coward! Unlike the subject of the song, I rose above and refuse to let my upbringing define me now. See my first video for more of a feel for this, and why I hate being called Grover… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS7kQvlMhOkSince I am a lazy no good sock, I came up with another concept to make videomaking easier for me. The last time I did this, with Dear Angry… it was more successful than I could have ever hoped.My idea is simple, if there is a song you would like myself, Krista or Groover (or any combination)to sing… write me a letter titled ANGRY BLUE JUKEBOX and tell me what you want me to hear… cant promise I will be able to find it online in karaoke format, but I will do my best to accomodate your request.DEAR ANGRY IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN!Reminder: the only questions that I will read for Dear Angry are ones that are submitted to me privately. I will answer all questions sent to me thru comments… but only as a comment response. For those of you who havent seen it yet, my good friend GOOBIAN recently conducted a lengthy interview with the man behind the sock… I will link each part as soon as it is up on her page. Ever wonder what the real voice sounds like? Well, check it out then!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oGdsFN7EcM

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mark proving he hasnt shat himself

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I had to change some of the lyrics to get the song work for almost only a prince, which wasnt that hard, I just picked and chose from some different variations Edward sings throughout the movie.Go see the movie if you havent already!

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I *think* its a plane going overhead thats just caught the sun… but considering it was shining at a continuous brightness as it flew over (and it flew over for quite some time), and it wasnt a very bright day… I havent a clue what it was…

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